And The Winner Is...
June 14th. A momentous day. It is both the anniversary of my blog, and the birthday of a very creative blogger with whom I became acquainted my first week of writing. Besides having drinks for said blogger's birthday this evening at Dragonfly, I will also celebrate this joyous day by removing the veil of suspense about the contest results. In a unanimous decision by all judges, the lucky winner** is....
RYAN REYNOLDS!
For your reading pleasure, here were his swoon-inspiring responses to the survey:
1. Explain how a date with a Canadian girl might be different than escorting a woman of another culture out for an evening on the town?
You said it better than I ever could. I'm Canadian. You're Canadian. We'll just get each other without even trying.
2. What female celebrity just does it for you? Why?
It used to be Alanis Morissette. But now, I have to admit, it's DC Cookie, because she's a platinum.
3. What makes you the man who should win this contest (i.e. better than any other entrant)?
Have you seen my nude scene in Van Wilder?
4. How long was your longest relationship and why did it end?
Four years. It was not a coincidence that the public announcement of the demise of my engagement occurred on the very day you announced this contest. I have been mesmerized with you since you attended the Toronto premiere of Just Friends. Life is far too short to for regret. When it was brought to my attention that you were single again, I had to leave my fiancee immediately. Besides, I heard you'd 'go down on me in a theater.'
5. What do you say to a woman when her appearance blows you away?
"I want to memorize every freckle on your body...eh?"
6. What is your favourite alcoholic beverage?
Molson Export and/or Sleeman's Honey Brown.
7. If we made it to date number 2, where would you take me?
Banff. I heard you always wanted to vacation there...
Ryan, you can cash in your prize any year, any day, any hour, any minute. Call me!!
**Of note, I did get some relatively serious, creative and well-crafted responses, all of which I found intriguing. That took Balls with a capital B to enter - more than impressive. I'll be in touch with all of you (you know, when this Ryan Reynolds thing doesn't work out). Oh, and I won the over/under. Lil Sis owes me a phatty, home-cooked meal.
RYAN REYNOLDS!
For your reading pleasure, here were his swoon-inspiring responses to the survey:
1. Explain how a date with a Canadian girl might be different than escorting a woman of another culture out for an evening on the town?
You said it better than I ever could. I'm Canadian. You're Canadian. We'll just get each other without even trying.
2. What female celebrity just does it for you? Why?
It used to be Alanis Morissette. But now, I have to admit, it's DC Cookie, because she's a platinum.
3. What makes you the man who should win this contest (i.e. better than any other entrant)?
Have you seen my nude scene in Van Wilder?
4. How long was your longest relationship and why did it end?
Four years. It was not a coincidence that the public announcement of the demise of my engagement occurred on the very day you announced this contest. I have been mesmerized with you since you attended the Toronto premiere of Just Friends. Life is far too short to for regret. When it was brought to my attention that you were single again, I had to leave my fiancee immediately. Besides, I heard you'd 'go down on me in a theater.'
5. What do you say to a woman when her appearance blows you away?
"I want to memorize every freckle on your body...eh?"
6. What is your favourite alcoholic beverage?
Molson Export and/or Sleeman's Honey Brown.
7. If we made it to date number 2, where would you take me?
Banff. I heard you always wanted to vacation there...
Ryan, you can cash in your prize any year, any day, any hour, any minute. Call me!!
**Of note, I did get some relatively serious, creative and well-crafted responses, all of which I found intriguing. That took Balls with a capital B to enter - more than impressive. I'll be in touch with all of you (you know, when this Ryan Reynolds thing doesn't work out). Oh, and I won the over/under. Lil Sis owes me a phatty, home-cooked meal.
15 Comments:
At June 14, 2006 10:25 AM, KassyK said…
YUM. Gd after my depressing day yesterday-you just really made me smile. Abs like that and a loving Canadian man-what more could a girl want? Enjoy your date with that superhunk soon.
At June 14, 2006 10:48 AM, Mamma Bear said…
Yum is right.
At June 14, 2006 11:23 AM, Carrie Broadshoulders said…
So you're not actually going to pick a lucky winner and go on a date with him?
At June 14, 2006 11:25 AM, O-FACE said…
Why does this guy get so much love?????
Blade III?????????????
Amityville????????????
He is Tom Cruise divided by zero........
I'm so hating on this post...sorry about that....Yeah I got a mancrush, but i'm not gay err(no homo).....
At June 14, 2006 11:31 AM, DC Cookie said…
O-face, clearly you have never seen "Buying the Cow" or "Van Wilder." THAT is why women love him....
At June 14, 2006 12:13 PM, KassyK said…
Cookie-so right on...van wilder. hmmmm. also-JUST FRIENDS. he is classic in it. PS congrats on the blog anniversary!!
At June 14, 2006 12:38 PM, Kathryn Is So Over said…
Congratulations, gorgeous.
xoxo
At June 14, 2006 2:03 PM, Raincouver said…
I hate Canadian man-whores! (yes I'm jealous).
Have a great time in Banff! :-)
At June 14, 2006 4:11 PM, Tyler said…
Congrats on the year!
And you definitely picked a winner. Now I know why I didn't send anything in, I don't hold a candle to him.
At June 14, 2006 5:32 PM, Carrie Broadshoulders said…
Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity is SMOKING hot. End of story.
At June 14, 2006 6:59 PM, La'Tina said…
O I love Mr Reynolds, especially in Amytiville and Blade!!!
Happy Anniversary!~
At June 14, 2006 7:49 PM, Drunken Chud said…
sigh... i didn't win. oh bother.
At June 15, 2006 9:33 AM, tommy said…
This guy is my ispiration for working out everyday. Blade III he dropped 20 pounds of fat and added 30 pounds of muscle almost overnight!
At June 15, 2006 7:54 PM, Anonymous said…
Don't toot the first time Ryan hugs you.
At July 14, 2006 5:02 PM, Andie said…
Yum. this totally made my day today. albeit a bit late. it made my day. :) thanks for the eye candy.
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