DC Cookie

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Win A Date With DC Cookie!

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So the little black book is being reopened. It had quite a lot of dust on it, and the business model will be changing slightly, but in a month it will be fully operational again. In the meantime, as I restock the inventory of eligible bachelors, I have this gift certificate I won for a free dinner that I can either use for a night out with Lil Sis, or as second prize in a contest I have devised to promote Cookie's black book grand opening (the first prize, of course, being the pleasure of my company).

Mystery Man and Jess

Have you ever lurked, trolled, or wandered through my blog archives and been intrigued enough to daydream about what it might be like to spend a few hours in Cookie's world? Or have you thought "Wow, this chick is the kindred spirit of my drop-dead gorgeous, single brother..." Well, here is your (or your acquaintance's) no-holds-barred opportunity to wow the judges and win a free dinner with an easy-going sweetheart.

The Requirements: To participate you must be an educated, handsome, currently unattached male who is (for a change) emotionally available (Do you have a heartbeat? You're perfect). You must also be able to find your way to DC for an evening. Although sense of humour, style, disgust for cigarettes but love of fine wine, solid rhythm, height, stability, kindness, confidence, artistic appreciation, gift of conversation, chivalry, good grammar and a sense of adventure for travel beyond the coast of Delaware are all qualities that will assist you in a win, they're not pre-requisites, only suggestions.

The Contest: It's simple. Answer the 7 questions listed below as honestly and creatively as possible. Send your responses to dccookie@gmail.com, along with 3 photos of yourself. The decision will be made on June 14th (the anniversary of DC Cookie's first blog post).

  1. Explain how a date with a Canadian girl might be different than escorting a woman of another culture out for an evening on the town?
  2. What female celebrity just does it for you? Why?
  3. What makes you the man who should win this contest (i.e. better than any other entrant)?
  4. How long was your longest relationship and why did it end?
  5. What do you say to a woman when her appearance blows you away?
  6. What is your favourite alcoholic beverage?
  7. If we made it to date number 2, where would you take me?

The Judges:

Jess, LilSis

Lil Sis stands to lose a free dinner here**. She knows what I like and what I need. She will be merciless. Remember, I'm witty, but she's wittier. If you don't step up your game, she will annihilate you. Answer inventively and thoughtfully to win Lil Sis' vote.

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Kathryn will see through your b.s. immediately. If your answers are canned, she'll call you on it. Answer sincerely, with correct spelling, to win Kathryn's vote.

Good luck!

**Lil Sis and I have a little side bet on the over/under number of responses here. Not saying who picked the over and who picked the under, but the stakes are actually a bit higher than originally noted.

50 Comments:

  • At June 06, 2006 12:54 AM, Blogger roosh said…

    1. I'd tell you all the canadian jokes i know.
    2. Any female celebrity with ASS and a cute face.
    3. I'm a real man.
    4. Uhh
    5. "You look nice"
    6. Screwdriver.
    7. My bedroom

    When do you want me to pick you up?

     
  • At June 06, 2006 12:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sorry, DCB. Seats taken.

    ;-)

     
  • At June 06, 2006 1:03 AM, Blogger O-FACE said…

    Hilarious....This may be the post of DC blogdom for 2006......Please hire a body guard...seriousily......

     
  • At June 06, 2006 3:50 AM, Blogger Drunken Chud said…

    hehehehehehehehehehe. i just sent my application. w00t! chud n' cookie! i can see it now!

     
  • At June 06, 2006 6:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Can I win a date with Kathryn instead? She sets my heart fluttering!

     
  • At June 06, 2006 7:54 AM, Blogger JordanBaker said…

    I would send applicants your way, but sadly all the guys I know who fit your criteria are, predictably, quite quite gay.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 9:13 AM, Blogger Tyler said…

    If only you had left out the solid rhythm and height qualities...

     
  • At June 06, 2006 9:15 AM, Blogger KassyK said…

    I'm with JordanBaker-I would hook you up but gay gay gay...But your on my radar now girl and the next one I find--he's ALL yours. :-)

     
  • At June 06, 2006 9:28 AM, Blogger Kathryn Is So Over said…

    DC Greg - feel free to apply. I've considered serving as a chaperone as well as a judge; maybe I'd need a date.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 9:39 AM, Blogger Phil said…

    We may need to work up some arrangement for us to be your pimp(s), Cookie.

    I talked with cookie last night - this is serious folks - if you do not make an earnest attempt at this fine young woman you are a fool.

    (We accept credit cards).

     
  • At June 06, 2006 9:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    tee-hee.

    find one for me, too, cookie!

    you go girl!

     
  • At June 06, 2006 10:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Now why didn't I think of this? ;-) Curious to see what this turns up.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 10:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    HOLLYWOOD FOR THE UGLY!

     
  • At June 06, 2006 10:40 AM, Blogger cs said…

    1. I could explain how maple syrup isn't just for breakfast anymore.
    2. Scott Thompson
    3. Just look at me. Duh.
    4. I'm married nine years, but...you know...
    5. Jesus.
    6. Grain.
    7. Down by the river with a couple of forties and a can of cheeze wiz.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 10:41 AM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    I knew this post would bring out the haters...it's been a while.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 10:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    1. You speak English
    2. Kate Mulgrew aka Capt. Janeway
    3. I already know a lot about you from digging through your trash
    4. 6 years, Star Trek Voyager went off the air
    5. I have to change my underpants
    6. Yoohoo and vodka (but really anything with Yoohoo)
    7. I'm pretty sure that won't be an issue

     
  • At June 06, 2006 10:49 AM, Blogger I-66 said…

    Can I call dibs on Namaste?

     
  • At June 06, 2006 10:59 AM, Blogger Heather B. said…

    Sadly everyone I know would be about 22 or 23...

     
  • At June 06, 2006 11:01 AM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    Please note...I didn't specify an age range. After my most recent break-up, I find myself looking at puppies again. Age is not nearly as important to me as the other qualities I mentioned.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 11:05 AM, Blogger KassyK said…

    Um, Can I win a date with DC Cookie?

     
  • At June 06, 2006 11:11 AM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    MEOW!

     
  • At June 06, 2006 11:47 AM, Blogger HomeImprovementNinja said…

    1. Explain how a date with a Canadian girl might be different than escorting a woman of another culture out for an evening on the town?

    I think it would be like having a date with a Russian chick, except you don't get charged by the hour.

    2. What female celebrity just does it for you? Why?

    Judy Greer. Because neurotic girls are cute, and she is the most-neurotic you can get without crossing the imaginary neurotic/psychotic line.

    3. What makes you the man who should win this contest (i.e. better than any other entrant)?

    That's easy. Mad skillz.

    3. How long was your longest relationship and why did it end?

    2 years. She told me she was voting republican.


    4. What do you say to a woman when her appearance blows you away?

    Is it hot in here? 'cuz I'm sweatin' you, baby!

    5. What is your favourite alcoholic beverage?

    I don't drink, man...I'm a catholic.


    6. If we made it to date number 2, where would you take me?

    To the temple of Urban Hipster Mecca-dom: Lauriol Plaza.


    I'm not really playing though. I don't date bloggers. And no, THAT doesn't count as dating myself.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 12:25 PM, Blogger The Senator said…

    Remember what I whispered in your ear at Gold Cup?

     
  • At June 06, 2006 12:32 PM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    VK - not the number of comments, the number of contest entries.

    Senator - I had to be reminded that I kissed you 5 times, so no.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 12:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh my gosh, you're kidding, right?

     
  • At June 06, 2006 12:49 PM, Blogger Melissa said…

    Um....trying to figure out why an Anon would write that. Cookie is smokin'!! And she has her own neon sign! What more could you want??

    I can't wait to see what happens from this. Please post the emails and the pictures. Pretty Please!

     
  • At June 06, 2006 1:27 PM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    Mappy - I'm being as serious as the responses I receive...open to interpretation.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 1:37 PM, Blogger Jinxy said…

    1. Explain how a date with a Canadian girl might be different than escorting a woman of another culture out for an evening on the town?

    I hear they have vestigial tails.

    2. What female celebrity just does it for you? Why?

    Helen Thomas.

    Rowrrrr!

    3. What makes you the man who should win this contest (i.e. better than any other entrant)?

    Because I will cry like a little sissy if I don't get my way.

    How long was your longest relationship and why did it end?

    10 years. It didn't. I'm married.

    Does that disqualify me?

    4. What do you say to a woman when her appearance blows you away?

    Wow. You look purty. Mom's gonna like you.

    What is your favourite alcoholic beverage?

    I can't possibly answer this question since you spelled "favorite" with a "u".

    5. If we made it to date number 2, where would you take me?

    Are you kidding me? I'd be shitting my pants if we lasted more than 5 minutes into date number 1.

    On second thought, Cookie, I just don't think this is going to work out.

    I'm sorry.

    Ships passing in the night...

     
  • At June 06, 2006 3:01 PM, Blogger The Senator said…

    Hmmmm...too bad. I do remember you giggling coyly at the time.

    Anyway...

     
  • At June 06, 2006 3:25 PM, Blogger Carrie Broadshoulders said…

    Sorry I like dick, otherwise we'd probably make a good match. Got a brother?

     
  • At June 06, 2006 3:25 PM, Blogger I-66 said…

    She. Was. Drunk.

    Let. It. Go.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 3:51 PM, Blogger Barbara said…

    Think I'll forward this to my son Dan in Tucson. He's a cute young puppy.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 4:57 PM, Blogger playfulinnc said…

    Gosh.

    I couldn't even think of whom I'd send your way.

    Lottery ticket sales could be in the millions on this one. You are extremely brave!

     
  • At June 06, 2006 4:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This will end in tears. I just know it. But I'll enter anyway. You can see my three photos here, here and here.

    1. Canada? I've seen it. It's rubbish.

    2. Washington Cube, because she's a supercomputer that can make donuts.

    3. I have an exceptionally large mind.

    4. My last relationship was with the ship's computer. It didn't go well. In fact, I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.

    5. "Ohhhhh... I want to get off."

    6. I don't usually drink, but I did try Canadian malt liquor recently. My thoughts on how it tasted? Incredible. It's even worse than I thought it would be.

    7. I'd make a suggestion, but you wouldn't listen. No one ever does.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 5:19 PM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    Marv - you were entrant number 42. How 'bout that irony?

     
  • At June 06, 2006 6:14 PM, Blogger Asian Mistress said…

    Can I be the tiebreaker judge for my good naturedness? :)

     
  • At June 06, 2006 6:26 PM, Blogger VP of Dior said…

    @Mr Jinxy - you just made me spit out my water with your comment on helen thomas.


    Cooks:
    I would like to volunteer my time to this endeavor. Can I be the "Official Background Checker"? Ummm and maybe "Official Size Checker".. errr ya know, shoe size....

     
  • At June 06, 2006 8:07 PM, Blogger La'Tina said…

    Clearly all the gurls want to participate. Can't we just pick a spot have all the males come in: model, sample of dance moves; exhibit a talent and answer a question???

     
  • At June 06, 2006 9:29 PM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    I love that you have Kathryn, Namaste, and The Playaz watching your back (and front) on this one. And for any commitmentphobic, emotionally stunted man reading this? Shoo. Amscray. Miss Cookie is La Crème de la Crème.

     
  • At June 06, 2006 10:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Just had a brilliant idea. We should have a "Cookie Coming Out" Happy Hour. That is, Cookie is single again boys...and she's out on the p-rowwwwwwwl...

    Kat and I will be happy to assist as wingwomen #1 and #2. (Although, I would prefer to be the Bob Barker character and actually interview the Bachelors in question.) Maybe even the Playaz will make a special appearance and fill up the judging booth with Lil' Sis calling out the numbers given to each contestant.

    Holy Happy Hour, boys and girls...

    oh, and I-66--you had me at hello...;-)

     
  • At June 07, 2006 5:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Some unoriginal thoughts here.

    1.) Glad you made the quota Cookie.

    2.) I'd splurge on sis for rather than gift a kind gent with dinner.

    3.) With Kathryn & Namaste as winggals, there's not much going to get through, right?

    4.) The gals so far on this thread sounded more interesting. I mean other than Mr. 42.

    My answers to the quiz:

    1.) We'd not be preemptively attacking any foreign countries. Ever.

    2.) Female celebrities? Mme Curie., M. Attwood, Emily Carr, Jeanette Rankin.

    3.) I'm not. This is not an entry.

    4.) Currently in it, and longer than I suspect most people have been drinking here. Yes, seriously.

    5.) I smile and usually manage to chat her up decently.

    6.) Decent hard cider. And good Scotch.

    7.) There won't be one. But typically I took them out for jazz & dancing.

    Here's wishing you better luck on the quest Cookie! Cheers & Good Luck, 'VJ'

     
  • At June 07, 2006 5:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Geez, I forgot to leave a pic, right?

    Here's the PR shot:
    [http://www.flightglobal.com/Articles/Article.aspx?liArticleID=206910&PrinterFriendly=true]

    Something of my past work is here:
    [http://www.micom.net/oops/Canadair%20Challanger%20600-2.jpg]

    There's another one should you need it: [http://www.micom.net/oops/Canadair%20Challanger%20600-3.jpg]

    Cheers & Good Luck! 'VJ'

     
  • At June 07, 2006 7:34 AM, Blogger I-66 said…

    rowr

     
  • At June 07, 2006 8:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Cookie forget this contest. Get CircleV to hook you up with "Bettie".

    Then blog about it for us.

     
  • At June 07, 2006 9:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It's a little weird. But I admire your spunk.

     
  • At June 07, 2006 12:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    1. Ah always wanted tuh git mah hands on one uh them Kweebek wemin who done don't shave.

    2. Miss Piggy. She done brangs back childhood memories.

    3. Ah'm purty much usually in uh unshaven state muhself.

    4. Muh sister. The younguns didn't knowed wuther to call me pappy or uncle.

    5. "How'd yew lihked tuh sit oner bag of french fry pertater?"

    6. French Fry Mimoser.

    7. Ah'd challenge yew to uh foot race tuh Dairy Queen.

     
  • At June 07, 2006 1:21 PM, Blogger Raincouver said…

    This is brilliant... I love it!!! I'm glad to see that you will have lots of bodyguards, though... I'm with O-Face on this one.

    Good luck. Maybe Rick Mercer will answer your call. :-)

     
  • At June 08, 2006 12:06 AM, Blogger Kendrick said…

    Velvet said... I can't wait to see what happens from this. Please post the emails and the pictures. Pretty Please

    This could make for a really interesting and entertaining short film. Unfortunately, I don't know a thing about filmmaking. If you'll settle for an amateur photo essay though...

     
  • At June 08, 2006 12:25 AM, Blogger Drunken Chud said…

    you never sent me a response... did i not make the cut? what with my many charms.... heh.

     
  • At June 08, 2006 4:41 PM, Blogger Way-to-go-Grace said…

    Good luck, Cookie...not that you need it. And hey, there's always match.com...but we've talked about that already.

     

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