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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

And The Winner Is...

June 14th. A momentous day. It is both the anniversary of my blog, and the birthday of a very creative blogger with whom I became acquainted my first week of writing. Besides having drinks for said blogger's birthday this evening at Dragonfly, I will also celebrate this joyous day by removing the veil of suspense about the contest results. In a unanimous decision by all judges, the lucky winner** is....

RYAN REYNOLDS!

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For your reading pleasure, here were his swoon-inspiring responses to the survey:

1. Explain how a date with a Canadian girl might be different than escorting a woman of another culture out for an evening on the town?

You said it better than I ever could. I'm Canadian. You're Canadian. We'll just get each other without even trying.

2. What female celebrity just does it for you? Why?

It used to be Alanis Morissette. But now, I have to admit, it's DC Cookie, because she's a platinum.

3. What makes you the man who should win this contest (i.e. better than any other entrant)?

Have you seen my nude scene in Van Wilder?

4. How long was your longest relationship and why did it end?

Four years. It was not a coincidence that the public announcement of the demise of my engagement occurred on the very day you announced this contest. I have been mesmerized with you since you attended the Toronto premiere of Just Friends. Life is far too short to for regret. When it was brought to my attention that you were single again, I had to leave my fiancee immediately. Besides, I heard you'd 'go down on me in a theater.'

5. What do you say to a woman when her appearance blows you away?

"I want to memorize every freckle on your body...eh?"

6. What is your favourite alcoholic beverage?

Molson Export and/or Sleeman's Honey Brown.

7. If we made it to date number 2, where would you take me?

Banff. I heard you always wanted to vacation there...

Ryan, you can cash in your prize any year, any day, any hour, any minute. Call me!!

**Of note, I did get some relatively serious, creative and well-crafted responses, all of which I found intriguing. That took Balls with a capital B to enter - more than impressive. I'll be in touch with all of you (you know, when this Ryan Reynolds thing doesn't work out). Oh, and I won the over/under. Lil Sis owes me a phatty, home-cooked meal.

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