Google Me

These are always funny. How some people came to discover DC Cookie:

• oil and vinegar homogeneous
• beast debutante
• Brad Pitt hygiene
• hot woman cookies
• cashews and gas
• or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. ... The one who turns to his friends and says 'that's her'
• scarlet johansson lookalike
• what does fomo mean in a sandwich
• "Britney Spears Flip Flops"
• tom brady in las vegas october 2005
• "for women" playgirl

It also appears that Europeans enjoy my photos. Please give me and Kathryn a round of applause for this picture, being featured on this french website under the caption "oops clips." Oh the pride. I also made this portuguese website under the caption "ass drunk" for this photo (in which, I really don't look drunk at all - they could have found something much better...)

I guess that's what you get for posting pictures on the internet. Wonder when I'm going to see my head photo-shopped onto someone else's nude body? Oh wait...