Fantasy
E-mail forwards like these (that pull at my heart strings) are why I'm doomed...
"LOVE"
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,"that's her."
12 Comments:
At April 27, 2006 11:56 AM, Anonymous said…
"who will stay awake just to watch you sleep."
That's not sweet, that's creepy.
At April 27, 2006 12:18 PM, Johnny said…
this guy you will undoubtedly call a stalker and laugh at him, and then go for the poor, girl-slapping, drunk biker at the bar. because, of course, you will reform him.
:P
At April 27, 2006 1:26 PM, Drunken Chud said…
go for the guy you will be pullign a restraining order against after you break up with him because you found a shrine complete with a hair doll to you in his closet. cuz that's basically what this is telling you to do. heh.
At April 27, 2006 3:27 PM, roosh said…
are you kidding... there are guys like this everywhere. this is the DEFAULT man.
it looks good on paper, but in real life it doesnt work out
At April 27, 2006 5:49 PM, Marci said…
Cookie - I'm with ya. Boys are dumb.
At April 27, 2006 7:34 PM, Anonymous said…
DCB is a moron.
At April 27, 2006 7:36 PM, Barbara said…
Isn't it great to be a hopeless romantic?
At April 27, 2006 7:59 PM, Anonymous said…
DCB is a schmuck.
At April 27, 2006 8:40 PM, Anonymous said…
"DOOOOOOOMED!"
(you know who this is!)
At April 27, 2006 9:14 PM, O-FACE said…
* Laughs and shakes head, realizing that women have better odds of capturing Bin Laden then finding those qualities in a man.
At April 30, 2006 6:12 PM, Moxie said…
I with you cookie - It's an amazing thing. too bad I'm still a cynic and agree with O-Face. But, enjoy every moment while you can
At May 02, 2006 4:35 PM, roosh said…
all the people who dont agree with me are women, probably single
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