Creative Audience

My Big Cuz is a Director with the administration at a small [but cool...he'd be upset if I didn't add that clause] university in Canada. It's the same university at which he used to play basketball; and for which, at 13, I used to sit in the stands and drool over how delectable his teammates were (and still are...Hi Fish! Meow!). He e-mailed me yesterday to voice his discontent about the current students, and their lack of creativity as basketball fans. Apparently the favourite student chant is "you fucked up."

In an effort to rekindle the students' wisecrack originality, he wants to reach out to the them with suggestions for more inventive disses. PG-13 rated versions of slurs like "They're big, they're red, they give each other head!" (This chant makes more sense if I explain that McGill students are called tomato-heads). He asked me if I knew of any potshots that get passed out by the fans at American universities. I couldn't think of anything interesting (sadly, I laughed at 'you fucked up.'). But, I know my blog-readers are a demiurgic bunch.

Ideas?