DC Cookie: Charming Prince Charming Fellow

Friday, November 18, 2005

Charming Prince Charming Fellow

There I was, in Charming Fellow's kitchen as he prepared himself a bowl of soup. I was leaning on the counter chatting when he left his soup to come give me a hug. As soon as he pressed against me... PPPHHFFT. OH MY GOD! I don't care how small and innocuous it was, I was seriously mortified. I hadn't done that around him yet. I wasn't ready. It wasn't time.

He didn't let me forget it for the next two hours...

19 Comments:

At November 18, 2005 1:14 PM, A Unique Alias said…

Your abdomen must have been quite pressurized if a hug set you off.
At November 18, 2005 1:37 PM, Kathryn Is So Over said…

LOL, Cookie! At least it wasn't smelly? I don't know what to say at a time like this.
At November 18, 2005 1:38 PM, DC Cookie said…

No, definitely not smelly. It was a tiny little digestive toot. I reserved the smelly for JB only, and only once (we'll just forget about the 2nd grade birthday incident).

Any my word verification just ended in 'pu.'
At November 18, 2005 2:39 PM, Mamma Bear said…

OH MY! :)
At November 18, 2005 3:15 PM, I-66 said…

Beans are neither magical nor fruit.

- Bart Simpson chalkboard writing
At November 18, 2005 3:46 PM, Lucy said…

Frankly, I don't think it's ever time. As far as the men in my life are concerned, I have no such bodily functions.
At November 18, 2005 4:16 PM, Washington Cube said…

My word verification is hzmttl. What the? Hazmat? You are now officially a couple. You may kiss your girl, Prince C...but gently.
At November 18, 2005 4:50 PM, I-66 said…

I've spoken before about having been of the belief that women did not shit until the then g/f of one of our friends not only did so in our house, but CLOGGED THE TOILET... and we found it some time later, at which point we feared it might attack us.

Belief shattered. Such a shame...
At November 18, 2005 7:37 PM, Anonymous said…

T'were that thar Canadium bacon I reckon.
At November 18, 2005 11:36 PM, Anonymous said…

Same species, same possibility for tootage, depending on diet of course. Being female does not exempt you from digestive functioning, and sometimes this can be quite loud when pressed. A southern boy I knew proposed after recognizing and admiring the prodigious burping abilities of his honey. Quite a catch that slim, otherwise quiet Emily! But you still make a cute couple I bet. And no gent I know would go on like that for 2 hours. He really deserves to be gassed in his bed 'silent' like for that! HCn m'dear at the ready next time... Cheers, VJ
At November 19, 2005 10:50 AM, Miss Penny Lane said…

Thank goodness it was not smelly. Poots in the kitchen are against my laws, especially smelly ones. Of course, yours wasn't on purpose... I would have been just as embarrassed as you were.
At November 19, 2005 11:51 AM, tommy said…

lol....cookie, that's was hilarious!!!!

From a male perspective, it's no big deal. That's how you know a guy really cares about you, when he can tolerate your toots:-)
At November 19, 2005 1:29 PM, Namaste said…

woops.

Cookies are humans too.
At November 19, 2005 5:54 PM, Jinxy said…

VT: 52
UVA: 14
At November 20, 2005 9:54 AM, kris said…

no worries, cookie. i am betting he has had toots before. and will again. :)
At November 20, 2005 10:01 AM, tommy said…

If you're bloated and want to remain discreet, Simethicone 80 mg helps:-)

No charge for that advice
At November 20, 2005 9:44 PM, Single Again said…

oh gosh! I have no words - I know that mortified "Did that just really happen?!" feeling - no worries "This too shall pass" - LOL no pun intended

Happy belated bday my fellow scorp and thanks for the happy bday on Greener :)
At November 21, 2005 8:22 AM, DC said…

I'm with RC, as far as the men in my life are concerned I have never, don't currently, and will never have to use the bathroom for anything else but number 1, not to mention no tooting out of either end!!!!!!
At November 21, 2005 9:23 AM, Anonymous said…

Wait, was it anal or vaginal? Your post isn't too clear on that.