Garbage Pail Blogs
Just like celebrity stardom, If you have a popular blog, your readership base is going to be filled with both followers and haters. It's just a fact. You'll have people who are inspired by you, people who try to copy you, people who seek to de-throne you, people who parody you...all of which, in my opinion, should be flattering.
Which got me thinking. What if I ever became popular enough for someone to take the time to make fun of me. What would the DC Cookie parody look like?...
DC Nookie: The Humpalicious Nympho
DC Kooky: Clowing Around
DC Puke-y: Can't Hold her Liquor
DC Bootie: Put Your Drink Down on her Shelf
DC Hook-y: Find Her on 14th and K
DC Wookie: Hair Everywhere
DC Truckie: From Mobile Home to Mobile Home
DC Coukie: Cause Canadians Spell Everything with a 'U'
DC Cootie: A La Britney Spears (flip flops in hand, maxi pad on skirt, black bathing suit under white shirt...very classy)
DC Bookie: Will Take Your Bets and Steal Your Money
Honestly, I'd link to all of them!!
Which got me thinking. What if I ever became popular enough for someone to take the time to make fun of me. What would the DC Cookie parody look like?...
DC Nookie: The Humpalicious Nympho
DC Kooky: Clowing Around
DC Puke-y: Can't Hold her Liquor
DC Bootie: Put Your Drink Down on her Shelf
DC Hook-y: Find Her on 14th and K
DC Wookie: Hair Everywhere
DC Truckie: From Mobile Home to Mobile Home
DC Coukie: Cause Canadians Spell Everything with a 'U'
DC Cootie: A La Britney Spears (flip flops in hand, maxi pad on skirt, black bathing suit under white shirt...very classy)
DC Bookie: Will Take Your Bets and Steal Your Money
Honestly, I'd link to all of them!!
posted by DC Cookie @ 10:04 AM
42 Comments:
At September 22, 2005 10:46 AM,
Kathryn Is So Over said…
Garbage Pail Blogs. Ahhhhhh.
You turn frowns upside down, Cookie.
At September 22, 2005 10:47 AM,
DC Cookie said…
I wonder where I got that title from?
At September 22, 2005 10:59 AM,
Kathryn Is So Over said…
Your own Deep Throat? :)
At September 22, 2005 11:05 AM,
aNON said…
DC Quickie?
WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU Ma'am.
At September 22, 2005 11:41 AM,
Crazy Girl City said…
All the DC Cookie parodies have put a smile on my face........which is good since I am having a particularly crappy day.
At September 22, 2005 11:56 AM,
DC Cookie said…
Shit - I forgot DC Alkie. Then again, that's not so much of a parody...
At September 22, 2005 12:02 PM,
roosh said…
i like dc wookie. very rockstar-esque
At September 22, 2005 12:27 PM,
I-66 said…
so DC Alkie is like art immitating life?
At September 22, 2005 12:46 PM,
Anonymous said…
I hate DC Cookie's web log. I don't like the fact that she writes about cars and girls and programs on the television set. I think she uses words that are too big and uses other words that are too small. She doesn't even write about cookies. What the hell, man? Your name is Cookie. WRITE ABOUT COOKIES. If you're going to be a cookie, why would you make trading cards? Cookies don't have trading cards. It's ridiculous. She has lots of pictures on her web log.
Finally, the worst thing of all, she's CANADIAN.
Yours,
-Hater
At September 22, 2005 12:47 PM,
DC Cookie said…
Laughing my f'n ass off. That was good...
At September 22, 2005 12:48 PM,
Washington Cube said…
Where are DC Flukey, DC Wonkie, DC Lookie, DC Rookie and DC Gadzookie?
At September 22, 2005 12:52 PM,
DC Cookie said…
I just couldn't find good pictures for those...
And DC Cubie was already taken...
At September 22, 2005 12:53 PM,
A Unique Alias said…
DC Hook-y is my favorite by far. I'm glad there isn't a DC Crookie.
At September 22, 2005 1:05 PM,
I-66 said…
DC Crookie: steals cameras and leaves wonderful pictures of herself on them
At September 22, 2005 1:28 PM,
DC Cookie said…
Why? You didn't like spanking some Cookie Bootie?
At September 22, 2005 1:50 PM,
Anonymous said…
DC Hooptie, for pictures of you driving around in your pimpin ride.
At September 22, 2005 2:07 PM,
Asian Mistress said…
Damn you AUA, I was all over the DC Hooky as well!
We love you whether you are kooky, cookie, or even hooky!
At September 22, 2005 2:13 PM,
DC Cookie said…
DC Hook-y would probably be all over you...for the right price.
Wiz - that would require a camera.
At September 22, 2005 2:51 PM,
The Senator said…
Awesome post. Very funny, considering...
At September 22, 2005 2:55 PM,
Johnny said…
u forgot to merge a few pics of ryan seacrest in their blabbing about your greatness and his gayness.
At September 22, 2005 3:31 PM,
DC Cookie said…
Johnny, are you the CPGMC writer?
At September 22, 2005 3:54 PM,
Anonymous said…
You Canadians think you have it all figured out, sitting around in your smug lodges drinking labatt's and tricking everyone with the queen on your money and you don't even have a queen.
You come carpetbagging down here to get our good healthcare and eat real bacon, not that Canadian stuff that looks like a ham patty.
Most people only know about Saskatchewan because of a line from a song in the Muppet Movie.
At September 22, 2005 4:04 PM,
Jinxy said…
They're all wonderful.
But what's better is the implosion of the CPMC.
At September 22, 2005 4:12 PM,
DC Cookie said…
That's smug 'igloos' to you, ya hoser.
At September 22, 2005 4:23 PM,
cs said…
We all know the igloo is in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, home of the Pittsburgh Penguins thank you very much.
At September 22, 2005 4:44 PM,
Anonymous said…
Garbage Pail Kids...very classic.
I loved my trading cards.
Clever, Cookie...I persoanlly like DC Puke-y. Funny and gross...perfect!
At September 22, 2005 5:45 PM,
Lady Tiara said…
DC wookie is awesome. but maybe i just like that one because i am a fellow curly-haired type?
At September 22, 2005 6:46 PM,
aNON said…
"Now at your local Blockbuster Store" Edition:
DC Fook-mi: because Mike Myers is Canadian and ... and horny Japanese twins are people too.
DC cook-me: because they never really caught Lecter.
DC Spook-ie: because there hasn't been a good scary movie in a long, long time.
DC Write-Lil'-Kim-a-letter-in-Jail-ook-ie: because there'll be a movie about it that goes straight to Video.
At September 22, 2005 9:49 PM,
cs said…
seenster, I thought you said you ran a parody site. You become tone deaf all of a sudden?
The cookie cutter isn't real. Cookie wanted a hater. A hater appeared...
At September 22, 2005 11:27 PM,
Kurt said…
Yes, the last pic is a hashing pic!
We need to hash again soon!
At September 23, 2005 5:12 AM,
Anonymous said…
DC Eat Up. Pic please.
At September 23, 2005 9:16 AM,
Johnny said…
im not a CPm anything.
How do I get in da club?
At September 23, 2005 10:30 AM,
Phil said…
How about DC Coke-y? when you are all hopped up on cocaine...
At September 23, 2005 10:42 AM,
DC Cookie said…
That one comes out 'AFTER' the invite to Playaz Ball...
At September 23, 2005 11:40 AM,
Johnny said…
welp, im finally up to date on the whole blog war and no im not the CPGMC writer.
and while im not really into all this chivalry slant, i havent really taken the time or energy to bash them either, although if i ever chose to do so, i think on their blog/comment under my moniker as usual.
I believe in free speech. I also believe the accused should be able to face his accuser. Thats just legalese 101. maybe 102.
So did you cook us any poutine yet?
At September 23, 2005 12:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
'nuff said.
At September 23, 2005 1:16 PM,
The BLS said…
Loving it...
At September 23, 2005 2:23 PM,
Namaste said…
my favorite one is DC Bootie. for obvious reasons. shake it, grrrl.
At September 23, 2005 3:42 PM,
DC said…
All of a sudden I feel like starting DCGMC (DC gay mens club) just for the bitching to ensue.... do I dare tempt fate?
At September 23, 2005 4:42 PM,
Anonymous said…
DC Nastie
DC Yuppie
DC Unfunny
At September 25, 2005 2:54 AM,
Anonymous said…
Tres Cute all around. Yes, Canadians know funny. And I was there to see the day when they shut down the QEW for a parade for Bob & Dougie Mac.
Cheers & Keep smiling, 'VJ'
At September 25, 2005 5:41 PM,
DC Cookie said…
"OMG someone loves pictures of herself"
Hasn't that been obvious since my very first post??
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