Playette or Poseuse
Woman, it's winter. Enough with the lace, neon-infused tube tops, especially in January. That was so 1988. Can I offer you a few small pieces of advice? First, square earrings don't match oval necklaces. You might want to consider shopping somewhere other than Claire's for your jewelry. Second, you may think you're 'the shit,' sticking your sizeable amount of junk out for a picture that the photographer wouldn't have taken had you not surrounded him with force; but honey, that good-looking man beside you is double-fisting; he'll talk to anything... Poseuse!
This post was inspired by the dread of finding horrible club photos of oneself online...and Roosh.
10 Comments:
At January 16, 2007 11:41 AM, Freckled K said…
Hysterical!
At January 16, 2007 4:37 PM, KassyK said…
Ha, you are never a don't sugar. Never.
At January 16, 2007 4:37 PM, KassyK said…
Did that make sense? lol.
At January 16, 2007 5:26 PM, Anonymous said…
loves the shirt...and the two-fisting friend!
At January 16, 2007 6:10 PM, Anonymous said…
Aren't you supposed to be Canadian or something? Last Saturday's weather qualifies for August in Toronto. Surprised you weren't out sunbathing.
go go global warming!
At January 17, 2007 7:47 PM, Anonymous said…
Earings? Yeah, she had earings. 1988. An advanced year in fabrics obviously. I'm always looking at the eyes for the expression. That's where the secrets lie. She looks like she knows what's she's doing. 'Nuff said. Cheers & Good Luck, 'VJ'
At January 19, 2007 12:11 PM, Anonymous said…
Mommy, what's two-fisting?
At January 22, 2007 10:31 AM, Phil said…
Depends on the context, anonymous
At January 22, 2007 9:54 PM, Anonymous said…
hahaha Hilarious! It looks like Cookie has a bit of a tan so really, who knows if this pic was taken in January or June?? Or maybe you were off sunbathing in toronto before it was taken!
xoxo
At January 31, 2007 3:48 PM, Anonymous said…
OMG, I love you!
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