It's Chronic
If you've spent any amount of time with me, you will have experienced my chronic illness. It's related to my romantic relationship with the camera. I love my reflection, whether good or bad. It could be 7am after a morning jog (no makeup, dripping with sweat) and I'll still be drawn to my own visual facsimile. If there is a mirror in my vicinity, I will look in it. A puddle, someone's sunglasses, a reflective vending machine, a glass-framed painting, a beer stein, a computer screen, a Rolex, a car window, a microwave, a calculator, a water bottle...
So if you go out to dinner with me, don't be surprised if my eyes wander around the room to...myself. I just can't help it.
So if you go out to dinner with me, don't be surprised if my eyes wander around the room to...myself. I just can't help it.
posted by DC Cookie @ 11:15 AM
15 Comments:
At June 30, 2006 11:58 AM,
I-66 said…
Dammit. I thought this was going to be about weed.
At June 30, 2006 12:12 PM,
The Senator said…
I'm SO bringing my camera out tonight...just in case there is a Cookie spotting in CP.
At June 30, 2006 12:28 PM,
Raincouver said…
A direct descendant of Narcissus, no less. I didn't know you were Greek!
:-)
At June 30, 2006 12:33 PM,
KassyK said…
HAHAHAHA. I love it.
At June 30, 2006 12:44 PM,
Phil said…
Raincouver - she's jewish. didn't you know?
At June 30, 2006 12:48 PM,
The Senator said…
I think she said she was Irish. Are there Irish Jews who hail from Canada?
Probably. But, a rare thing, to be sure.
At June 30, 2006 2:30 PM,
Pagan Marbury said…
I'm glad I'm not the only one fascinated by my own reflection. I hate when restaurants have mirrored walls because I end up watching myself all night. I hate having my picture taken, though.
At June 30, 2006 2:47 PM,
O-FACE said…
I feel this post....I stare at my cheek bones all the time......m
At June 30, 2006 3:11 PM,
Anonymous said…
If I looked that good, I'd keep looking at myself, too! :P
At June 30, 2006 3:13 PM,
The Blonde Menace said…
oh you're so fabulous
At June 30, 2006 5:31 PM,
Barbara said…
Bravo for you because most people aren't that comfortable with their own image! Sounds healthy to me.
At June 30, 2006 7:10 PM,
Anonymous said…
Ah know watcha meen.Ah gaze into tha urinals at Dairy Queen all the tyme.
At July 01, 2006 10:33 AM,
Anonymous said…
Vanity, thy name is 'woman'
Ya gotta be proud of something when you're from Canada. What else is there? The space shuttle arm? Bryan Adams?
At July 01, 2006 7:16 PM,
Anonymous said…
Enough of with these stupid photos. Let's see some flesh now. :)
At July 04, 2006 11:39 AM,
Anonymous said…
That's right. Some post eat-up shots would be better.
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