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Thursday, May 18, 2006

You're Getting Called Out - Part Three

This guy is a moron. All that effort to terrorize 6 community banks for a grand total takeaway of $361,000 to be split six ways (assuming there were about 6 banditos). For those who need me to do the math for you, that's only $60 grand each. Not to mention the cost of the artillery, protective costuming, and getaway vehicle gas. Granted, robbing banks is tax free; but for the same amount this guy could have been making as a manager at a McDonald's for a year, he gets life in prison PLUS 95 years (you know, just in case he beats the odds and lives 95 years past the end of his life).

Clearly this guy didn't calculate the risk vs. reward correctly (shame on his finance teacher). Estimated ROI for six bank robberies? $60,000. Actual ROI for six bank robberies? $0 and a lifetime in the can. Hope he likes it up the...

5 Comments:

  • At May 18, 2006 11:37 AM, Blogger Bad at Life said…

    I think you're overlooking the intrinsic value of being involved a high profile bank robbery. I mean this guy was a part of an honest to god heist. That's like every little boy's dream...of course, the fact that he lived that dream probably won't be much solace to him as he sits in prison for the next 195 years.

     
  • At May 18, 2006 12:11 PM, Blogger Barbara said…

    I say lock him up and throw away the key!

     
  • At May 18, 2006 6:30 PM, Blogger El Guapo in DC said…

    Just for the record, the bank robbers may have been "banditos", but they were not Latino.

    His name was Miquel. That is the work of a parent who wants their child to grow up to be a bank robber.

    Gracias,

    El Guapo

     
  • At May 18, 2006 11:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    True, he could have made just as much working at McDonald's. But have you considered that his passion lay elsewhere? Who are you to begrudge the man his pursuit of happiness?

    Seriously, you need to check your attitude. Women like you invariably get dumped in their late 40's by husbands going through mid life crises who feel like their wives just don't understand them anymore. So, for your own sake, lay off Miquel.

     
  • At May 19, 2006 1:42 AM, Blogger RanDomino said…

    Oh, sure, but was there a monkey driving the getaway van?

    (where's the VAN??)

     

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