It's True
A few weeks ago, I got an offer for 50 MyPoints if I set up a free profile at True.com. I'm not single, but even if I were, I would not be interested in online dating. However, I wanted the 50 points, so I signed up. I made up a lame profile figuring it would be ignored.
I've had 51 winks in a week. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
My profile claims that I am 68 years old with a large 5'2" frame and below average looks. I have never been married, but want to have kids (hello, I'm 68). I'm a middle eastern protestant woman with a high school education who makes $30,000 a year and drinks heavily (okay, so I was honest about ONE thing). I live in New Jersey and I'm looking for a man between the ages of 25 and 100.
51 winks. Who ARE these people? Should I put up a picture?
**Oh, and as a side note, ask Virgle Kent about how I got him half naked at the Ballroom on Saturday. That boy's body is hotter than Achilles.
I've had 51 winks in a week. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
My profile claims that I am 68 years old with a large 5'2" frame and below average looks. I have never been married, but want to have kids (hello, I'm 68). I'm a middle eastern protestant woman with a high school education who makes $30,000 a year and drinks heavily (okay, so I was honest about ONE thing). I live in New Jersey and I'm looking for a man between the ages of 25 and 100.
51 winks. Who ARE these people? Should I put up a picture?
**Oh, and as a side note, ask Virgle Kent about how I got him half naked at the Ballroom on Saturday. That boy's body is hotter than Achilles.
posted by DC Cookie @ 10:53 AM
18 Comments:
At April 10, 2006 11:30 AM,
Asian Mistress said…
Now I'm really sad I missed out on Saturday...damn why did I have to babysit like a loser? Sigh...
At April 10, 2006 11:41 AM,
Carrie Broadshoulders said…
Who is Virgle Kent? Where can I find this man?
At April 10, 2006 11:45 AM,
DC Cookie said…
Sorry - added the link.
At April 10, 2006 12:23 PM,
Anonymous said…
They're probably automated responses sent to entice you to pay for the full service.
Go for it, I say!
At April 10, 2006 12:24 PM,
Kathryn Is So Over said…
I didn't see VK half naked, but when you asked me to feel his clothed chest, I did so reluctantly and without much interest. But when my hand felt the SOLID ROCK that is his chest I was fascinated.
At April 10, 2006 12:57 PM,
Phil said…
You are one hot 68 year old.
At April 10, 2006 2:09 PM,
Melissa said…
My brother put a picture of some gorilla up on a dating site and he had so many women writing to him. He maintained he only ate bananas. It was a true exercise in psychology, that's for sure.
At April 10, 2006 2:42 PM,
Anonymous said…
“Request of the Week”
What day should I expect to see a photo post of DC Cookie posing w/ a cookie (courtesy of the best boutique in G’town)?
We can tack it onto my inane list of photography-related requests.
As a token of appreciation, I’m posting the following:
**A Brief Accolade of Love for DC Cookie**
Generous, considerate, infinitely playful, and resonating loveliness…
She was my Best Kidnapper ever!
Pick me up (literally), put me in a limo (was it a hummer limo?), ply me with vodka, and feed me meat pies--Just no embarrassing photos in the back room, or any other room (for that matter).
If Cookie was put in charge of a hostage camp, their living conditions would be equivalent to a stay at the Mandarin.
At April 10, 2006 2:45 PM,
DC Cookie said…
You're right babe...vodka and photography just don't mix.
I loved your ass-tastic poses though! Next time we'll have to remind me to leave the Canon in the pocket.
Boutique...I'm thinking maybe Wednesday?
At April 10, 2006 2:52 PM,
Anonymous said…
I disagree.
Vodka & the cannon work fabulously together - most of the time. I highly recommend it.
Besides, the uber-svelte shirt needs to be celebrated.
Vodka photography tour, after a 6 hr.+ beer safari, with a prelude of champagne...The aftermath of that- should never be documented
At April 10, 2006 2:54 PM,
DC Cookie said…
I will say, I'm incredibly happy I didn't have the Canon with me on Thursday...
At April 10, 2006 2:56 PM,
Anonymous said…
A possible addendum for your Wednesday post. I'm issuing a PR Statement!!
A teaser for all you Cookie fans:
This Spring/Summer 2006 will host an exciting evolution. Forget about all of Hollywood's marketing & advertising ploys for this summer's best blockbusters. I have something even better for you.
DC Cookie will be making her unofficial debut as a Bond Girl.
(Really, it was only a matter of time—She’s been groomed for this role.)
However, she needs to pick up her costume.
All you Cookie fans, tell her to trek her Bumpin’ Hump on over to Valise,home of the Peridot Bikini of Percolating Prowess.
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition –Get ready! The heat is on; her name is “Cookie”, constructed of sweetness, caliber of Canada’s very finest.
At April 10, 2006 3:16 PM,
JordanBaker said…
Yeah. . .my ex roommate's cat has a True profile (same reasoning) and that fat, furry bitch gets more action than you'd believe--even with "domestic house cat" as her profession.
At April 10, 2006 3:28 PM,
Drunken Chud said…
man, you described my dream woman there. a heavy drinking woman on her deathbed who makes more money than me! w00t!
At April 11, 2006 12:27 AM,
O-FACE said…
Your such a groupie
At April 11, 2006 10:18 AM,
I-66 said…
do I smell a little hate?
At April 11, 2006 4:58 PM,
Jeff Simmermon said…
I can't compete with or speak on Mister Kent's physique. However, let the record show that I have freakishly incredible calves. I think they do lifts when I am sleeping.
At April 11, 2006 5:00 PM,
Heather B. said…
Having seen VK in the flesh, just from the looks of him (fully clothed mind you) I can sense that he might have the rock hard muscles that you speak of.
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