Rocker Hair

I can count the number of times I've been attracted to a man with long hair on one hand. In fact, up until yesterday, the count had been exactly one time. It was one of those shameful early-90s crushes, and I carried that torch for Nuno Bettencourt from Extreme. Don't ask. Although I have a wide variety of taste in men, there are a few things I do prefer outright. One of those things is hair cut. The man I date is one who frequents the barber monthly and whose locks are too short to reach his un-popped collar.

But when Rob Zombie jumped on the stage platform at the 9:30 Club last night and began shouting and gyrating like a possessed horse, my lifetime count of long-haired-male-crushes immediately increased to 2. Maybe it was his voice, or his significant...belt buckle, but I'm star struck.