DC Cookie

Friday, January 20, 2006

Kissy Foot

Two guys from the Salvation Army (A stellar institution, by the way. I'm donating for sure next Christmas.) swung by my crib this morning to pick up a few old pieces of furniture that have been lingering without their own nook since we moved in [4 years ago]. Don't ask. So there I was, in my pyjamas, wandering barefoot and searching for a wrench (we're girls, we don't own a wrench; I just thought I'd amuse them), when the younger esse says "hey, you have toe rings. You must get your feet kissed a lot."

Exactly how does one respond to that? "That's what I'm hoping...?"

I love my feet. I think they're pretty cute as far as feet are concerned. So I also love to decorate them (you'd be hard pressed to see me without my toenails painted). But for the sole purpose of enticing someone to kiss them? Not so much.

I'd much rather have a man kiss my...ass.

22 Comments:

  • At January 20, 2006 10:51 PM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    You know men, Cookie. I am sure they would have been happy to oblige. I know two foot fetishists, and they can drone on for HOURS about pink heels and arches and toe length and...well..you get the drift. I gave one of them a novel called Footsucker one year as a Christmas present. He had a picture taken of himself reading it on the Metro. No shame.

    I'm with you on the grooming issues. Pedicures every four weeks.

     
  • At January 20, 2006 11:04 PM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    Jesus, T, get off here. Miss Cookie doesn't want your freak on her blog.

     
  • At January 20, 2006 11:47 PM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    T? I'm going looking for KOB to see if he'll visit and say something about feet. Brb.

     
  • At January 20, 2006 11:51 PM, Blogger kob said…

    The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeet without losing heart. ..or, if not, then...
    ....You've got to learn to survive a defeet. That's when you develop character. (Nixon said something similar.)

     
  • At January 20, 2006 11:52 PM, Blogger I-66 said…

    So on SNL once there was a skit where Christina Applegate, I think, was hosting a mock MTV show and showed a video by a group called G-Spot, led by Tim Meadows. Lyrics of the song:

    All I wanna do
    I suck your big toe
    I wanna suck it reeeeeal slow
    I wanna suck-your-big-fat-toe (include hip thrusts on each word)

    And then they showed Meadows going to town on this chick's foot with whip cream and other various table-top foods.

    That is all.

     
  • At January 20, 2006 11:58 PM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    Oooh..Miss Thi is on. She'll have something to say about feets. Brb.

     
  • At January 21, 2006 12:06 AM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    There's Lisa. She has pretty feet. Let's nab her. She knows a good stiletto when she sees it, tooz. Brb.

     
  • At January 21, 2006 12:09 AM, Blogger I-66 said…

    methinks Cube's AIM is jumpin... mine is on sedatives, I think.

     
  • At January 21, 2006 12:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Pedicures, toe rings, toe sucking "...these are a few of my favorite things".

     
  • At January 21, 2006 12:20 AM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    I-66? I'm trying to get one friend to write about having her bridesmaid shoes kissed during the reception. I dunno...we'll see.

     
  • At January 21, 2006 12:23 AM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    ..and toe sucking. THAT would be our West Coast correspondent heard from. Thanks, Sweetie. :)

     
  • At January 21, 2006 12:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I was in a wedding recently where the chatroom guests had all been pre-warned as to the footwear we bridesmaids were to be stuck in-clear high heels.

    The initial reason they'd all been warned is because most of them were anxious to see me manage the walk through the church without falling flat on my butt. (I loathe heels and learned in reflexology just how bad they are for you)

    But the secondary reason of course was because the heels were being most anticipated by a certain gentleman who was convinced the shoes would make our feet look perfect.

    I made it through the wedding without doing any significant damage to my posterior, but during the reception our favorite fetishist had to have his picture taken with my shoe. I'm sure the picture is still around on the web somewhere... If not, I'm sure he sleeps with it under his pillow. :)

    Further, we still chat and when he gets out of line I threaten to throw those shoes in the trash. Currently they're occupying way too much space in my closet. ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!

     
  • At January 21, 2006 12:30 AM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    Ok..and that would be our Baltimore correspondent. Thank you for doing that.

     
  • At January 21, 2006 12:43 AM, Blogger kob said…

    This is why I love football.

     
  • At January 21, 2006 12:45 AM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    KOB is into cleats? Man. That's REALLY kinky.

     
  • At January 21, 2006 1:38 AM, Blogger O-FACE said…

    Nobody has pretty feet after 25..Nobody!!! Between going to the gym, wearing hard ass dress shoes to work, and scrambling all day on your toesm, its next to impossible or someone too have pretty feet. I've given up on seeing a woman over 25 with pretty feet, like i've given up on women not having children who are over 30.

     
  • At January 21, 2006 4:32 PM, Blogger Namaste said…

    holy zinger!

     
  • At January 23, 2006 12:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    foot fetish...latent homosexuality.

     
  • At January 23, 2006 8:32 AM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    Y'all are a trip!

    O-face: I'm 29 and I have beautiful feet. Shoots your theory all to shit...

     
  • At January 23, 2006 9:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I think we need to see some pics of cookie's tootsies!

     
  • At January 23, 2006 10:01 AM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    Anon: That had better not be you, T. You are more twisted than color tv.

     
  • At January 23, 2006 10:09 AM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    Only for those with a strong stomach: here's a pic that I call R.I.P. Toenail. My foot was stepped on Saturday night, and my entire middle toenail peeled backwards.

     

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