DC Cookie

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Keeping It Real

Thursday evening, my friend Amesbootie leaned over to Namaste and whispered, "You know why I like Charming Fellow so much?...Because he lets Cookie be herself." This tidbit of a conversation occurred at the very moment I hopped onto the non-existent dance floor, and cut-a-rug with an intoxicated local and a pool cue. All the while, Charming Fellow just sipped his beer and smiled.

The thing is, I'm a flirt. I've been that way since I was six months old. I hug, I fondle, I cuddle, I kiss on the lips, I bat my eyelids, I smile, I dance on chairs, I squeeze tooshies, I make bedroom eyes, I talk dirty, and I offer gratuitous compliments as they're deserved. This past Friday night, when Charming Fellow escorted me and some friends to Spank for a Mink Event [VIP-style], I did all of the above.

3girls
Please note the subtle cop-a-feel.

Justin, Jess
Host with the most.

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My flirty co-horts made the evening flirt-normously flirt-tastic.

Jess, Becca
Booth 22 style.

Jess on chair
Sofa dance.

JessHolly
Lipple?

But at the end of it all, Charming Fellow understands that this whole flirtation gig is just my way of dousing the world with my affection, and that he is the only person I would consider going home to. A strong, confident, non-jealous man is such a turn on...MEOW!

Jess, Chris
So barfaliciously adorable.

41 Comments:

  • At January 09, 2006 10:12 PM, Blogger Melissa said…

    You John Cusack looking narcissist!

     
  • At January 09, 2006 10:33 PM, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    Isn't he a cutie. Lucky, lucky Miss Cookie.

     
  • At January 09, 2006 10:40 PM, Blogger VP of Dior said…

    really 'effin sweet

     
  • At January 09, 2006 10:51 PM, Blogger Namaste said…

    loves it

     
  • At January 09, 2006 10:56 PM, Blogger Barbara said…

    Looks like he knows where he stands!

     
  • At January 09, 2006 11:04 PM, Blogger Kathryn Is So Over said…

    Hoo-rah-ray for Charming Fellow.

    Loves him.

     
  • At January 09, 2006 11:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ok 1st question?
    a. Who's the chick in the first photo standing in the middle?
    b. You look alot like the pyschiatrist from Cheers married to Frasier

     
  • At January 10, 2006 12:46 AM, Blogger Asian Mistress said…

    Barfaliciously. Heh.

     
  • At January 10, 2006 9:20 AM, Blogger Phil said…

    Bebe Neuwirth?

     
  • At January 10, 2006 9:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'll take Cookie with a side of Blonde. :)

     
  • At January 10, 2006 10:20 AM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    O-Face - that's my girl Namaste in the photo. And I look like Bebe Neuwirth?? Sweeeeeeet!

     
  • At January 10, 2006 10:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Yeah, thats her name Cookie!! But thats a compliment. She was hot back in the day. Chasing Sam Malone around the bar.
    Dam Namaste......You's be on fiyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  • At January 10, 2006 11:22 AM, Blogger Roar Savage said…

    I dont get it. O is complimenting Nam or Cookie?

    Cookie-- we're all waiting for a gallant guy like yours, confident enough to take us as we are. Congrats!

     
  • At January 10, 2006 11:31 AM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    Trust me, they're out there in numerous quantities. Just have to be patient :-)

     
  • At January 10, 2006 11:46 AM, Blogger cs said…

    Even in my youth I never encountered such open same sex groping and gratuitous near nudity. That's what I get for hanging out at the $2 beer joints.

     
  • At January 10, 2006 12:00 PM, Blogger Mamma Bear said…

    I heart Charming Fellow and love that you've got yourself a keeper.

    He is def not a NEXT! ;)

     
  • At January 10, 2006 1:32 PM, Blogger EJ Takes Life said…

    Such a keeper. He should teach classes in how to be so Charming.

     
  • At January 10, 2006 1:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey has to be either blind or mentally ill to be dating a girl like you. Also, there are no full body shots of him, so I'm guessing he doesn't have the best body? Something has to be wrong. And of course he's going to let you dance around and hump ugly girls. What does he have to lose. Nothing. You are probably the nastiest and most conceited person I've ever seen in my entire life. Also, the early 90s called...they want their clubbing outfits and hairstyles back. Are you in some sort of time warp or something?

     
  • At January 10, 2006 1:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You have to be kidding yourself to think that you resemble Scarlette Johanssen. Tori Spelling maybe, but even that is pushing it.

     
  • At January 10, 2006 1:50 PM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    I heart my haters...

     
  • At January 10, 2006 1:56 PM, Blogger El Guapo in DC said…

    Hey anonymous. Why don't you go out in the sun to see if that will grow your cojones? You cannot post your name for fear of what? DC and the world is lucky to have people like Cookie. They shine without care when others are gray. We need more like this chica. Besides, Cookie is a Latina in hiding. Cookie, you go on chica.

    Mucho Amor,

    El Guapo

     
  • At January 10, 2006 2:09 PM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    Guapo, you're my blog-knight in shining calzoncillos. But seriously, I don't mind haters. They bring a small amount of controversy to my entirely non-controversial blog. If this hater met me in person, he would change his opinion. I know this for a fact. Because there is no hater out there who can withstand my genuine kindness.

    The 'conceited' and 'enormous nose' cracks are getting a little tiresome. I was much more impressed with the first comment, it at least showed some creativity.

    Keep the hate coming...I know it means you read me every day.

     
  • At January 10, 2006 2:10 PM, Blogger El Guapo in DC said…

    Hmmmmm Guacamole..... Soooo hungry.
    I fear for what the Playaz will do to you.

    Mucho Amor,

    El Guapo

     
  • At January 10, 2006 2:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I wish I had haters. I'm getting bored.

     
  • At January 10, 2006 2:34 PM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    Actually, I believe we have already confirmed that he looks like Penelope Cruz, remember? No need to hate on the BF, please, or I'll have to remove your comments. He's not a blogger. Hate on me all you want though, I quite enjoy it.

    That's 3 hate comments already. I'm honoured. You really do care...

     
  • At January 10, 2006 2:49 PM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    Yes to all of the above questions.

    Now get back to work. I'm done with you.

     
  • At January 10, 2006 3:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm sorry Cookie, but I couldn't help but to notice that you have the greatest set of tits I've ever seen. Would you mind if I came over later and massaged your luscious, dark nipples with my cocoa butter and foaming facial cleanser. The tingle may hurt at first, but I promise it feels so great once the numbing sensation sets in.

     
  • At January 10, 2006 3:50 PM, Blogger Heather B. said…

    I love me some Charming Fellow, especially since he didn't punch me in the mouth when I compared my age to his. My only explanation was that I was drunk and the [free] drinks were flowing.

     
  • At January 10, 2006 3:54 PM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    Of interest, my hater has spent over 130 minutes on my site today [and counting] and read 57 pages. That's clearly more than just some 'down time' at work.

    Should I be frightened?

     
  • At January 10, 2006 4:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Obviously you don't understand exactly how much down time a lesbian comic afficianado has, do you Cookie?

     
  • At January 10, 2006 4:48 PM, Blogger Marci said…

    you've got to love a good double entendre...

     
  • At January 10, 2006 4:56 PM, Blogger I-66 said…

    I had a funny feeling that there'd be drama associated with this one... Go figure.

    It's time for the idiots to go hide under their rocks for another few weeks.

     
  • At January 10, 2006 5:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Damn! You've a got a wicked hater, Cookie! Obviously she just wants attention. I mean, her racial slurs alone are suspect. I'm glad you didn't go to her level.
    Besides, what's wrong with having blogger friends? I've met some wonderful peope through my blog.
    But I digress...

    Great pics and Charming Fellow is handsome and deserving of somone as wonderful as you. Congrats!

     
  • At January 10, 2006 5:10 PM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    I'm thinking the link is a fake...at any rate, I know the IP address of said hater.

     
  • At January 10, 2006 5:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hahahahhahahahha---

    Oh how thou hate. The Dr. Phil in me offers this advice. Some people have a misery inside them, that they want everybody to carry, because they can't carry the misery alone. Me personally...I dig haters because they can keep you humble. My only thing is this. Why don't you post a pic so the Cookie can be reciprocal and evaluate your looks?? Besides how the hell can you come on somebody else blog and complain about the way they develop it??? Dig the nose cookie keeping on going don't stop no!!! A song--"Soul 2 Soul"

     
  • At January 10, 2006 5:29 PM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    I think I used to do a dance to that song in my competitive jazz class... Thanks McZip-ster!

     
  • At January 10, 2006 8:34 PM, Blogger Namaste said…

    wow.

    cookie, how long have we been friends? 10 years? you'd think that would merit real sex by now??

    maybe we should take pictures for your hater, just to show her how it's done...

    btw: thanks for the shout o-face. xoxox!

     
  • At January 11, 2006 6:53 AM, Blogger Lucy said…

    Cookie, sounds like you have a real winner. A secure man is, indeed, HAWT.

    I think both of us are riding the same crazy love wave right now. :)

     
  • At January 11, 2006 10:19 AM, Blogger DC Cookie said…

    If it's so RIDICULOUS (note to hater...learn how to spell), then why did you read 60 of my web pages yesterday and sit on my site for 140 minutes?

    Um, get a life. Your insults aren't pushing my buttons. You're just making yourself look foolish.

    And that's it. I'm done responding to you.

     
  • At January 11, 2006 11:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I love you Jess! Take pictures doing whatever you like. I love them. Your hater makes me laugh. :)

     
  • At January 13, 2006 10:26 AM, Blogger PseudoIntellect said…

    R-E-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S?

    I know this was already caught and commented on, but, seriously dude, learn to spell without the squiggly red line Bill Gates provided for your ignorant ass.

     

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