You know you're cool when you've been wearing a big 'M' (for medium) sticker on your new shirt all day long at the office. Even cooler that nobody pointed it out.
And don't feel bad. I was going to post this but it has nothing to do with dating. I just found out yesterday that my car has a 6 CD changer in the backseat. I never go in the backseat (it ain't high school anymore) and when I bought it (uh...1 1/2 years ago) they told me it didn't work or wasn't in the container, or something. I put 6 CD's in there, and drove down the beltway screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP" over and over.
I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've done this. It's worse with jeans, because then you've got a long, sticky row of numbers and leg measurements running down one side of your ass.
So do I Chase! But I triple check those puppies for stray tags, stickers etc. And of course my vanity can drive me to cut out a label if I don't like the size the maker decided I was.
i always forget to cut those pesky sensors out of my clothes (Banana Republic is usually the culprit) and i end up setting off the detectors in other stores when i walk in. DOH!
12 Comments:
At January 06, 2006 4:41 PM, Kathryn Is So Over said…
Aw, I would have told you. After all, I'd even pick stuff out of your teeth. There's photographic evidence.
At January 06, 2006 4:49 PM, Melissa said…
Better than an "XL."
And don't feel bad. I was going to post this but it has nothing to do with dating. I just found out yesterday that my car has a 6 CD changer in the backseat. I never go in the backseat (it ain't high school anymore) and when I bought it (uh...1 1/2 years ago) they told me it didn't work or wasn't in the container, or something. I put 6 CD's in there, and drove down the beltway screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP" over and over.
Velvet ain't smart.
Feel better about your M sticker?
At January 06, 2006 4:56 PM, JordanBaker said…
I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've done this. It's worse with jeans, because then you've got a long, sticky row of numbers and leg measurements running down one side of your ass.
At January 06, 2006 5:41 PM, Anonymous said…
Uhh, I have items of clothing that are XL.
At January 06, 2006 6:15 PM, Melissa said…
So do I Chase! But I triple check those puppies for stray tags, stickers etc. And of course my vanity can drive me to cut out a label if I don't like the size the maker decided I was.
At January 06, 2006 8:37 PM, Anonymous said…
Hahahhhahahahahaha!!! Your not alone sista!!!! I'm the guy who has his shirt on inside out. I'm the guy who walks around with his fly open.
At January 06, 2006 9:01 PM, Stef said…
You could say the M is for "mine! you can't have it!" Yeah, I've so done that before. But I'm a real queen of the deodorant stripe on my clothes...
At January 06, 2006 10:09 PM, Kurt said…
I always get accused of looking at boobies when I point that out.
At January 08, 2006 5:41 PM, Asian Mistress said…
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At January 08, 2006 7:16 PM, Asian Mistress said…
I agree with you Stef - M for Mine! Haha.
At least it was just that not the price tag!
At January 09, 2006 9:16 AM, Linz said…
i always forget to cut those pesky sensors out of my clothes (Banana Republic is usually the culprit) and i end up setting off the detectors in other stores when i walk in. DOH!
At January 09, 2006 10:15 AM, kris said…
EFFERS.
similar to the time that i had the actual two-ft-long NUMBER sticker down the side of my gap jeans. humph.
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