The Caterpillar
Hate cigarettes (contrary to drunken 'statue of liberty' appearances from time to time after three, or six, martinis); LOVE hookah pipes.
With hookah smoking comes a delicious aroma, a subtle allure, a long-lasting mellow buzz, a sanitary solution to oral fixation, late night kisses that taste like apple candy, and...
...humorous photo opps.
With hookah smoking comes a delicious aroma, a subtle allure, a long-lasting mellow buzz, a sanitary solution to oral fixation, late night kisses that taste like apple candy, and...
...humorous photo opps.
posted by DC Cookie @ 8:30 AM
23 Comments:
At January 04, 2006 7:35 AM,
I-66 said…
...and the possibility to purposefully mispronounce "hookah" as if it were "hooker".
At January 04, 2006 9:14 AM,
Phil said…
..Unless you're in Boston - then they both sound the same.
At January 04, 2006 10:50 AM,
Kathryn Is So Over said…
Hoooooooooooooooooooookah!
At January 04, 2006 10:54 AM,
Mamma Bear said…
I heart hookas. I frequented a Middle Eastern restaurant twice in Long Beach, CA just because they had the best hookahs. One night the manager put ouzo in the hookah water - OMG, pure joy!
At January 04, 2006 11:36 AM,
Asian Mistress said…
I LOVE HOOKAH!!!!!!
And hookers.
Hahaha.
At January 04, 2006 11:49 AM,
Anonymous said…
Are you really that conceited to put pictures of yourself all over your website? Just to let you know, you are not attractive and have the biggest Jewish nose I've ever seen. Any guy who would have sex with you must be smoking something. That's probably why you like those hookah bars so much.
At January 04, 2006 12:32 PM,
Washington Cube said…
Holy shit, Anon. What hellhole did YOU drop out of? :::boot:::
At January 04, 2006 12:55 PM,
Phil said…
You need a new schtick, anon. We have seen your posts on several sites, re-hashing the same insults over and over to different women.
At least come up with some new put-downs. You stole the "jewish-nose" bit from Cookie, for Godssake.
At January 04, 2006 12:59 PM,
DC Cookie said…
It's okay guys, you know I like the attention...LOL. This poor kid can't get enough of my nose.
Do remember though the difference between conceit and confidence. The former indicates arrogance and a false sense of superiority. The latter indicates a positive self-image.
I am confident, not conceited. And that, my dear anonymous friend, DOES make me attractive, regardless of my appearance.
Put a poll of 100 men together, I suspect you'd be significantly outvoted...
At January 04, 2006 1:29 PM,
I-66 said…
[voting in favor of Cookie]
At January 04, 2006 1:57 PM,
Sharkbait said…
Amen I-66
::The Ayes have it::
:-)~~~~~~
At January 04, 2006 2:06 PM,
A Unique Alias said…
I vote in favor of confidence being one of the single-most attractive attributes of a woman.
In this instance, it's just a coincidence that Cookie also happens to be quite well-shaped.
At January 04, 2006 3:47 PM,
Roar Savage said…
Besides, Anon. If you sweat blogs so much, why don't you get your own, so we can all comment on your stuff, too?
Pussy.
At January 04, 2006 4:15 PM,
cs said…
Yawn to Anon. Anyway, the photos are great and I find it interesting that I just watched the Disney Alice and Wonderland with my son about a week ago...hmmmmm.
At January 04, 2006 4:47 PM,
DC Cookie said…
I know! Wayne even ate me in spirit at the Christmas Ball...
Cookie hearts her Playaz too. My Playaz shirt is taking WAY too long to get here...
At January 04, 2006 4:59 PM,
Anonymous said…
Anon is obviously jealous of the fabulous Miss Cookie!
Anyhoo...I have never tried a hookah. What is it exactly?
At January 04, 2006 5:12 PM,
Namaste said…
Shame on you, Anon.
At January 04, 2006 5:32 PM,
Phil said…
Do not fear, Cookie. It takes a few days to process the order - I think they require 4 or 5 business days to complete the order before shipping, and with the Holidays it probably delayed that some. Plus, we demanded they craft the shirt to perfection since it is for you.
At January 04, 2006 7:10 PM,
Jessamyn said…
in the last pic where you are blowing smoke out it looks like you have straight crazy kinda honey colored hair... it's a good look for you :)
iv'e never been to a hooka bar before isn;t there massive amounts of tar deposited into you? yes? no? sombody enlighten me.
At January 04, 2006 8:01 PM,
Stef said…
I've never been to a hookah bar either - I'd be intimidated and afraid I'd do it wrong! And I, for one, enjoy your pictures, Cookie. Your stories and photo illustrations always crack me up! :-)
At January 04, 2006 8:24 PM,
DC Cookie said…
The honey coloured hair belongs to one of my ARL girls who is standing behind me. I've debated getting some wigs for fun nights out on the town though...might debate that a little harder now.
Yes, it's flavoured tobacco. Don't really know how/why it's different than cigarette tobacco though. Definitely worth checking out The Google.
At January 05, 2006 2:02 PM,
Mamma Bear said…
Anon=NEXT! - chopstick click!
I heart the hookah, cookie and her pics.
At January 06, 2006 12:28 PM,
Samantha said…
Oh neat! Hookah...it just looks cool. I have a vaporizer at home, but I have never tried this Hookah. Guess I know what I will be doing this weekend. Thanks for the pics, love the smoke one!
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