You're Getting Called Out - Part II

I didn't see this until today. An anonymous commenter wrote: "Go look at dccookie if you want to see pictures of a drunken slut. That woman seems to have a need to post pictures of herself. Probably compensation for her enormous nose."

First, I laughed. 'Compensation' for my enormous nose? What the hell does that have to do with Evolution? The comment doesn't make sense. Yes, I have a schnoz, but if I were remotely bothered by it a) I would just get a nose job, and b) I certainly wouldn't post pictures of myself showing the world just how 'enormous' it is. I love my nose. It's my Grandma's nose. Totally fine with it. I also have an enormous ass, enormous teeth, enormous hair, an enormous brain, enormous toe nails and an enormous heart. None of which I would ever want to alter.

Second, I postulated. Would my site be improved were I to post pictures of random people instead? 'Here's a story about myself, but for you to get a better understanding of my experience, let me show you this random picture I downloaded of Martha Stewart making apple pie.' Idiot! Gosh!

Third, I rolled my eyes. Are you serious? If you're going to [weakly] attempt to say something nasty about me, get the balls to come say it on MY site, not someone else's. Anonymous coward.

Please note: I didn't disagree with the phrase drunken slut. Why? Because it's more than evident that I'm a lush. What the hell ever, I'm also fun. Deal with it. And slut? Well, we all know that white girls are easy. Which has nothing to do with ability to commit. I'd much rather be a monogamous slut, keeping her man content, than an unadventurous, prude. So, in essence, this comment wasn't really offensive at all.

Go back to insult school, you unintelligent asscorn.

Oh, and here, I took a picture just for you. Smooches!