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Monday, December 12, 2005

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Seconds

Have you seen Kate Hudson's movie 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days?" I've read a lot of posts from female bloggers describing some of their worst dates, and it got me thinking. If you're on a really bad date, shouldn't there be a way to get out of it expeditiously, without having your best friend call and feign an emergency hair crisis? Technically speaking, you already know you don't like the guy, so why not get rid of him in 10 minutes, not 10 days? Here are some suggestions (with photographic evidence) that will make him run away long before the check arrives. So what if he thinks you're crazy and doesn't call you again; isn't that the point?

lose a guy - spicy food
Order something so spicy that you start to cry (habanera is a good choice). Keep eating it.

Lose a date - Double Chin Contest
Suggest a double chin contest and show him how good you are at it.

Lose a date - straw nose
Drink from your nose.

lose a date - spit food
Spit out your food constantly and make gagging noises.

lose a guy - bite
Bite at will.

lose a guy - face
Make hideous faces and hold the poses.

And if all else fails..

lose a date - shovel food
Shovel your food...

lose a date - shovel food 2
...and eat like a horse.

Good luck! (Aside: If Charming Fellow wasn't bewitched by my seductive allure already, I'm certain this post will seal the deal).

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