Party Girl 101

Other possible titles for this post: How to Be the Life of the Party, or Innocent Debauchery. Hi, my name is Cookie, and I'm a Party Girl. But let me clarify. The first thing I will teach you in 'Party Girl 101' is that hard-core partying does not imply random hooking up nor use of illegal substances. The best party girls are the ones who can be the life of the celebration within the confines of morality.

Let's begin.

1. Wear something fun and offer no excuses.

No really, she will.

Mini will always be in.

Not sure I could wear this with a straight face.

2. Kick it off with some tasty beverages.

In this case, I recommend soco and lime. Quick toast, then pick your beverage of the evening and stick to it.

A stop light makes for a light party-starter too.

Or you can order a beer from a random regular's mug without him knowing.

3. Make use of silly bar signs. Take pictures with them.

Bona fide UVA snatch.

4. Be a character for the evening. Spice Girls are always a popular choice. Have fun with it...you'll make people laugh (with you or at you, who cares, because you're having fun).

Ginger, Posh and Sporty Spice


Perplexed Spice

Excited Spice

5. If it makes sense, do a little same-sex dancing or cop-a-feeling. This MUST be done above the clothing, however. PG-13 only. We're going for flirtatious here, (aka 'pretend' cheap ho, not veritable cheap ho).









6. Don't be afraid to engage in a few rounds of flip cup. But if you do, win. One flip, max. Couple rounds and the guys will all think 'Wow, this chick is a bad-ass.' You can quit after a few rounds, relatively unscathed, Party Girl reputation intact.

Number ONE, bitches! Female ringers.

7. Give the boys loving from all angles. Both knees, both hips, both cheeks. Make him feel like the stud that he is. Don't do it alone, or he'll think you want to go home with him.

Unless he's your BF-NON-BF, then you should go home with him.

8. Gratuitous group photos, with lots of noise. This let's everyone in the bar know where the fun corner is.

It was my birthday weekend...I wasn't about to let a momentary illness mess with my fun (or my reputation). 'Til next weekend... Or, if you want to see Party Girl 101 in action, come to our happy hour. Peace!