Tag Along
What happens if I get tagged and don't participate? VP of Dior says "BTW, Tag-Alongs are great cookies." But what if Cookie doesn't like tag-alongs (I prefer thin mints)? So, I'm improvising. I'm changing the questions a little. There are no rules right? If any of you ever tag me again, you're dead. I'm stopping the chain...
2x2 Questions*
2 names you go by:
1. The one my mom gave me (Jessica).
2. The one I gave myself (Cookie).
2 parts of your heritage:
1. Canadian.
2. That's it. I'm 100% bona fide Canuck and so are my parents and their parents and their parents...
2 things you want to see at the next blog happy hour[s]:
1. Kathryn dancing on the bar (ain't gon' happen).
2. i-66 frowning (ain't gon' happen).
2 of your everyday essentials:
1. Logic puzzles.
2. Diet coke.
2 things you are wearing right now:
1. A scrunchy (didn't those go out in the 80s?).
2. Too much perfume.
2 of your favorite bands or musical artists (at the moment):
1. Kenin (I put the CD in my car and it's on about 75% of the time I'm driving - strange, because normally I jam out in the hot-wheels to trance or the Tragically Hip).
2. Lenny Kravitz.
2 of your favorite songs (at the moment):
1. As the Rush Comes - Motorcycle Boy (classic).
2. Waiting for You (remix version, of course) - Seal.
2 things you want in a relationship (other than love):
1. Fidelity.
2. Sense of Adventure (I found neither in my ex).
2 truths:
1. 2*2=4.
2. I am not adopted.
2 physical things that appeal to you (for your partner):
1. Big hands.
2. Big feet.
2 of your favorite hobbies:
1. Jogging.
2. Blogging.
2 things you want really badly:
1. To be one of the hos in a rap video. Ideally, I'd be wearing a bikini top and booty-hugging jeans, and be grinding against my hot-ass Mustang (her name is Scarlet).
2. Kids (when I get there), who think it's awesome that their mom was in a rap video.
2 places you want to go on vacation:
1. Banff.
2. Anywhere warm where hot foreign men dig my accent and cater to me.
2 things everyone should do:
1. Tip your waiters 20%, even if they suck.
2. Drink wine.
2 ways that you are stereotypically a Canadian:
1. I think coloured money is much prettier than plain old green bills.
2. I happily make fun of myself.
2 things you are thinking about now:
1. How hard it is to think of anything creative to put in these damn things (that's why I hate them).
2. Censored...
2 stores you shop at:
1. CVS.
2. Amazon.com (sadly).
Most embarrassing blog moments:
1. Misspelling the title of my very first post.
2. Getting called out.
2 people I would like to see take this quiz:
1. Yul Brynner (because I've always drooled over his role as Ramses in the Ten Commandments, that I watch faithfully each Easter).
2. Ryan Reynolds (because Asian Mistress and I both want to have his love-child).
2x2 Questions*
2 names you go by:
1. The one my mom gave me (Jessica).
2. The one I gave myself (Cookie).
2 parts of your heritage:
1. Canadian.
2. That's it. I'm 100% bona fide Canuck and so are my parents and their parents and their parents...
2 things you want to see at the next blog happy hour[s]:
1. Kathryn dancing on the bar (ain't gon' happen).
2. i-66 frowning (ain't gon' happen).
2 of your everyday essentials:
1. Logic puzzles.
2. Diet coke.
2 things you are wearing right now:
1. A scrunchy (didn't those go out in the 80s?).
2. Too much perfume.
2 of your favorite bands or musical artists (at the moment):
1. Kenin (I put the CD in my car and it's on about 75% of the time I'm driving - strange, because normally I jam out in the hot-wheels to trance or the Tragically Hip).
2. Lenny Kravitz.
2 of your favorite songs (at the moment):
1. As the Rush Comes - Motorcycle Boy (classic).
2. Waiting for You (remix version, of course) - Seal.
2 things you want in a relationship (other than love):
1. Fidelity.
2. Sense of Adventure (I found neither in my ex).
2 truths:
1. 2*2=4.
2. I am not adopted.
2 physical things that appeal to you (for your partner):
1. Big hands.
2. Big feet.
2 of your favorite hobbies:
1. Jogging.
2. Blogging.
2 things you want really badly:
1. To be one of the hos in a rap video. Ideally, I'd be wearing a bikini top and booty-hugging jeans, and be grinding against my hot-ass Mustang (her name is Scarlet).
2. Kids (when I get there), who think it's awesome that their mom was in a rap video.
2 places you want to go on vacation:
1. Banff.
2. Anywhere warm where hot foreign men dig my accent and cater to me.
2 things everyone should do:
1. Tip your waiters 20%, even if they suck.
2. Drink wine.
2 ways that you are stereotypically a Canadian:
1. I think coloured money is much prettier than plain old green bills.
2. I happily make fun of myself.
2 things you are thinking about now:
1. How hard it is to think of anything creative to put in these damn things (that's why I hate them).
2. Censored...
2 stores you shop at:
1. CVS.
2. Amazon.com (sadly).
Most embarrassing blog moments:
1. Misspelling the title of my very first post.
2. Getting called out.
2 people I would like to see take this quiz:
1. Yul Brynner (because I've always drooled over his role as Ramses in the Ten Commandments, that I watch faithfully each Easter).
2. Ryan Reynolds (because Asian Mistress and I both want to have his love-child).
17 Comments:
At October 27, 2005 6:26 PM, JordanBaker said…
I may have to fight one or both of you over Ryan Reynolds. . .
At October 27, 2005 6:45 PM, Asian Mistress said…
Just think, he could have a Canadian love child AND an asian one...how hawwwwtttt
At October 27, 2005 7:22 PM, Anonymous said…
Ryan Reynolds...YUM!!
At October 27, 2005 7:28 PM, Washington Cube said…
Ok..the Yul Brunner thing definitely enters into secret kink.
At October 27, 2005 9:40 PM, Phil said…
How about Burt Reynolds?
At October 27, 2005 10:40 PM, VP of Dior said…
is it sacrilegious to think that Ramses is hot?? because he was....
thanks for partcipating :)
At October 28, 2005 8:22 AM, Sharkbait said…
I wanna be a music video hoochie too...It's been my dream for always! haha I thought I was the only nutso out there who wanted that hahaha.
Must be a jessica thaaang ;-)
At October 28, 2005 9:54 AM, caasmom said…
You are cool, its answers like these that make me love you!
I thought that I was the only one who has lusted over Mr. Reynolds(ever since Two guys, a girl and a pizza place, MEOW!!!) But I will LET you have his love child though (I am DONE with the kid thing)...See I am good friend and I can share. : )
(But you can keep Yul Brunner)
At October 28, 2005 9:59 AM, Lucy said…
Okay, obvs I've missed the boat here, because who the heck is Ryan Reynolds??
At October 28, 2005 10:08 AM, Kathryn Is So Over said…
You never know, I danced like a freak totally sober at the last one; if I drank at all bar-top action could be a part of it...
Ryan Reynolds, who is engaged to Alanis Morrissette and shall forever be referred to as "Berg" by me, is clearly already fond of Canucks. You can do it, Cookie!
At October 28, 2005 10:18 AM, DC Cookie said…
Sigh...
At October 28, 2005 10:30 AM, Lucy said…
Psh psh... he's too pretty. I don't like pretty boys. (Ahem.)
At October 28, 2005 10:46 AM, I-66 said…
riiiiight...
At October 28, 2005 11:11 AM, Lucy said…
Shut up, I-66. ;)
At October 28, 2005 11:18 AM, Kathryn Is So Over said…
PS- I heart Kenin.
At October 30, 2005 11:20 PM, kris said…
I just got back from your motherland! :)
Ryan Reynolds, eh? Is he the new Matthew McConaughey? The new Corey Hart? (Giggling to self)
At October 31, 2005 7:29 AM, Anonymous said…
Ah jest shaved muh head Cookie.
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